hotfemalesexposed:


CLICK HERE, SIGN UP AND SEARCH “LETS EXPOSE THESE HOES” TO ADD US AND THE NAKED XXX VIDEO OF THIS HOE!

that may be the nicest vagina i have ever seen

hotfemalesexposed:




CLICK HERE, SIGN UP AND SEARCH “LETS EXPOSE THESE HOES” TO ADD US AND THE NAKED XXX VIDEO OF THIS HOE!

that may be the nicest vagina i have ever seen

(Source: suddenlyass)

It would be awesome to Skype with a random follower. Tumblr is a form of social networking after all. Who’s interested? 

i-wanna-be-a-trex:

bettafish-resistance:

coketalk:

jennyowenyoungs:

Call Me Maybe / Head Like A Hole mashup.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Kill me now.

How the fuck does this work so well. What.

Wow. that almost sounds like it could have been the original song lol

khaillou:

nefermaathotep:

Anyone who promotes the stolen, kidnapped and hijacked so-called dance-craze misnamed the “Harlem Shake,” is someone who is actively promoting culture banditry. If the same thing were done to the polka, or square-dancing, there wouldn’t be this huge “viral” (I hate that word) video making. Final note: The Miami Heat, especially LeBron, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh should be ashamed for making a so-called “Harlem Shake” video instead of trying to set the record straight.

The Harlem shake electronic song has nothing to do with the actual Harlem shake. It’s harmless fun and you people need to relax. Acting like the “original” Harlem shake was so “original” -___- they both have something in common which comes from the shimmy which became popular in the early 1900s. The Internet craze is just another meme for us to enjoy. So ummm…. CON LOS TERRORISTAS… DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

^thank you! Besides the new Harlem Shake is a hell of a lot more fun than the old Harlem Shake. 

khaillou:

nefermaathotep:

Anyone who promotes the stolen, kidnapped and hijacked so-called dance-craze misnamed the “Harlem Shake,” is someone who is actively promoting culture banditry. If the same thing were done to the polka, or square-dancing, there wouldn’t be this huge “viral” (I hate that word) video making. Final note: The Miami Heat, especially LeBron, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh should be ashamed for making a so-called “Harlem Shake” video instead of trying to set the record straight.

The Harlem shake electronic song has nothing to do with the actual Harlem shake. It’s harmless fun and you people need to relax. Acting like the “original” Harlem shake was so “original” -___- they both have something in common which comes from the shimmy which became popular in the early 1900s. The Internet craze is just another meme for us to enjoy. So ummm…. CON LOS TERRORISTAS… DO THE HARLEM SHAKE

^thank you! Besides the new Harlem Shake is a hell of a lot more fun than the old Harlem Shake. 

(via dancersunite)

Jay-Z could you please step away from Mr. West. You are ruining the picture.

Jay-Z could you please step away from Mr. West. You are ruining the picture.

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sockpuppetdynasty:

ezioauditoress:

ipgd:


chat-with-quill:


mage-of-merde:


it get better every time


YOU GOTTA’ FUCKING READ IT TWICE


oh my god


im gonna cry

this is my favorite thing

definitely gotta read it twice 

sockpuppetdynasty:

ezioauditoress:

ipgd:

chat-with-quill:

mage-of-merde:

it get better every time

YOU GOTTA’ FUCKING READ IT TWICE

oh my god

im gonna cry

this is my favorite thing

definitely gotta read it twice 

(Source: 4chanscreencaps, via put-y0ur-hearts-up)

kol-calamity:

ANONYMOUS PLAY TIME! (or not, up to you)

Send me one of these and I’ll answer.

  • HYE have you ever?
  • FMK fuck marry kill (with three names)
  • KHC kiss hug cuddle (with three names)
  • AMA ask me anything
  • HON hot or not? 
  • WWY well would you?
  • WYR would you rather? 
  • TOD truth or dare?
  • SMW ship me with? (send me ships)
  • TOT this or that?
  • WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

(via flaming-salamanders)

helioscentrifuge:

thebloodinyourveinsis20below:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS
AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK
LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK
YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS
YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION
THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^

i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch

Stupid fucking picture but the person who wrote that long comment… wow. you are a hero.

helioscentrifuge:

thebloodinyourveinsis20below:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^

i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch

Stupid fucking picture but the person who wrote that long comment… wow. you are a hero.

(Source: nom-food, via dancersunite)

Literally woke up today clutching my pillow from a dream where I was on my knees begging to have you back. 

wordsgonesilent:

anus:

this is terrifyingly fantastic

it’s cool guy

(Source: nicklugo, via sar-on)

Surprisingly I’m ok. Didn’t think I’d be ok after today but surprisingly I am. Wow.

stanleychowillustration:

Reggie Watts for Wired Magazine

I want to look like this in the winter time. I’ve gotten close.

stanleychowillustration:

Reggie Watts for Wired Magazine

I want to look like this in the winter time. I’ve gotten close.